Lede
Practical Magic 2 revives a nearly 28-year-old spell to save a man, while the cinema showing it still feels oddly less futuristic than the television waiting at home.
Hermit Off Script
Practical Magic 2 put the magic on the other side for me. Instead of another man being buried by the Owens family curse, much of the engine this time is about saving one from it. Fair enough. Witches need hobbies beyond accidental male disposal.
Then I caught myself asking where I had seen the bloke with what my brain immediately labelled a PhD in witchcraft. And suddenly it clicked. Lee Pace. Professor Ian Wright disappeared and Cleon walked in. More specifically, Brother Day from Foundation. The memories were simply too strong to wash away. Once I’ve watched someone stride around an interstellar empire looking as though entire planets require his permission to continue rotating, putting him among spellbooks and magical history doesn’t immediately reset my brain. Ian Wright may know magic, but Cleon still owns the room.
The film itself isn’t as entertaining to me as Harry Potter, but there is certainly no shortage of magic. Spells, curses, ancestral secrets, books and all the usual supernatural administration are present. Then we reach the umbrellas at the end and Mary Poppins seems to have quietly lent the production some equipment.
What interested me more was the strange Hollywood habit sitting underneath it. Practical Magic arrived in 1998. Practical Magic 2 has turned up nearly 28 years later with Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Dianne Wiest and Stockard Channing returning. More and more films now continue stories after decades, picking up the characters along with the real ageing of the actors while everyone is still willing and able to return. There is something rather nice about that, but also something increasingly industrial about Hollywood discovering that nostalgia itself has a retirement plan. Don’t remake the past. Wait long enough and sell the reunion.
And through all that magic, I kept feeling the shadow of my television at home. The film has spells. The cinema has a larger screen. But I kept wondering why cinema itself hasn’t advanced enough to make the comparison ridiculous. Home televisions have marched forward while too many standard auditoriums still feel like someone enlarged the rectangle and considered the matter settled. By now, every major cinema screen should be moving much closer to what we call IMAX today in scale, image and sound. IMAX shouldn’t remain the one enchanted room at the end of the corridor.
The witches came back after nearly 28 years. The ordinary cinema screen seems to have spent the time waiting for them.
Movie synopsis
Sally and Gillian Owens return as the family’s magical inheritance begins threatening a new generation. When Sally’s daughter Kylie falls in love and her boyfriend Gideon is struck by the Owens curse, the family searches for a way to save him. That search pulls them towards England, old family history and powerful magic that Sally had tried to keep away from her daughters.
Cast and credits
Director: Susanne Bier
Writers: Akiva Goldsman, Georgia Pritchett and Kelly Marcel, based on Alice Hoffman’s The Book of Magic
Genre: Comedy, drama, fantasy, romance
Main cast: Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Joey King, Maisie Williams, Lee Pace, Xolo Mariduena, Solly McLeod, Dianne Wiest and Stockard Channing
Composer: Rupert Gregson-Williams
Production company/studio: Warner Bros. Pictures, in association with Alcon Entertainment, with DiNovi Pictures, Fortis Films and Blossom Films
Runtime: 129 minutes 35 seconds for the UK cinema version
Release year and platform: 2026, theatrical. UK release 11 September 2026.
What does not make sense
- A family can spend generations studying curses and still apparently require another feature film to finish the paperwork.
- Lee Pace can be introduced as a magical-history professor, but anyone carrying three seasons of Foundation in their head may still see the Galactic Empire entering the room.
- Hollywood can resurrect a story nearly 28 years later, yet too many ordinary cinema screens still don’t make 2026 feel especially futuristic.
- Legacy sequels now get to use the genuine ageing of their actors as continuity while studios simultaneously sell the audience its own memories.
- A film can have curses, ancient spellbooks and umbrellas flying through the sky, yet the real fantasy is still the idea that every cinema screen might one day feel genuinely premium.
- If home televisions keep improving while premium cinema remains rationed to a handful of screens, the sofa doesn’t need magic. It only needs patience.
Sense check / The numbers
- The UK cinema version runs for 129 minutes 35 seconds and was released on 11 September 2026 through Warner Bros. Entertainment UK. [BBFC]
- Practical Magic 2 arrived nearly 28 years after the original and opened with $30 million from 4,146 North American cinemas, plus $16 million internationally, for a $46 million worldwide opening. [AP]
- Variety reports a production budget of $75 million. Against that $46 million global opening weekend, the spell still has some financial work to do, particularly before marketing and cinema revenue splits enter the cauldron. [Variety]
- The screenplay has 3 credited writers – Akiva Goldsman, Georgia Pritchett and Kelly Marcel – with Susanne Bier directing. [Official Site]
- Foundation premiered on 24 September 2021, with Lee Pace playing Brother Day, one of the Cleon clones ruling the Galactic Empire. Five years later, his appearance in Practical Magic 2 brings a very different kind of power into the story. [Apple TV]
The sketch
Scene 1: The magical academic
A tall professor silhouette walks into a room carrying an old spellbook. Behind him, his shadow stretches across the wall wearing an enormous imperial cloak.
Dialogue:
Professor: “I study magical history.”
Viewer: “Hello, Cleon.”
Shadow: “Correct.”
Scene 2: The 28-year spell
A studio executive opens a dusty vault containing an old film reel while four older character silhouettes wait beside it.
Dialogue:
Executive: “Still remember this?”
Audience: “Yes.”
Executive: “Excellent. Sequel.”
Scene 3: The real curse
A viewer sits in a standard cinema auditorium. Behind the cinema wall, an enormous home television and sofa cast a shadow larger than the screen.
Dialogue:
Cinema: “Witness the magic.”
Viewer: “Where’s the IMAX?”
Sofa: “I’m still here.”

What to watch, not the show
- Legacy-sequel economics, where decades of audience memory become an asset that studios can reopen later.
- The growing use of actors’ real ageing as part of franchise continuity rather than automatically replacing or rebooting them.
- Star-character baggage. A strong television role can follow an actor straight into another production whether the new script invited it or not.
- Premium-screen scarcity. If IMAX is what makes cinema clearly different from home, keeping it exceptional rather than standard creates its own problem.
- Home-screen improvement. The comparison is no longer cinema versus a small television in the corner.
- Nostalgia as risk control. An old title arrives with recognition already built in, even when the audience has been waiting nearly 3 decades.
The Hermit take
Practical Magic 2 has enough spell left to work, even when Cleon wanders into the coven.
The bigger curse is ordinary cinema pretending the sofa hasn’t caught up.
Keep or toss
Keep / Toss.
Keep the witches, Lee Pace, the reunion and even the suspiciously Mary Poppins umbrellas.
Toss the idea that bringing a film back after nearly 28 years automatically makes an ordinary cinema screen feel like an event.
Sources
- Practical Magic 2 official movie site: https://www.practicalmagicmovie.com/
- BBFC – Practical Magic 2 classification, UK release date and runtime: https://www.bbfc.co.uk/release/practical-magic-2-q29sbgvjdglvbjpwwc0xmte2ndmw
- Associated Press – Practical Magic 2 opening-weekend box office report: https://apnews.com/article/5b30cbe9336cfd2c278353ce7ccbae7c
- Variety – Practical Magic 2 budget and box-office reporting: https://variety.com/
- Apple TV – Foundation announcement and Lee Pace as Brother Day: https://www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2020/06/apple-debuts-foundation-teaser-trailer-at-wwdc20/
- RogerEbert.com – Practical Magic 2 review and plot context: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/practical-magic-2-nicole-kidman-sandra-bullock-movie-review-2026
- IMDb – Practical Magic 2 cast and credits reference: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32588798/
Disclaimer: Personal film commentary and satire. This article contains mild plot details.


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