We built phones that can fake reality in 4K, yet still beg for a charger by lunchtime. A short roast of battery tech, AI hype, and why your power bank is the real MVP.

AI companies pour trillions into data centres while paying creators nothing for the art they scraped. A sharp roast of the great AI training data scam.

Roast of the myth that AI will end human work, from billionaire doom-mongers to spiritual cop-outs. Follow the money, not the tweets, in this Modern Hermit rant.

Artists hate AI tools and everyone else quietly spams them for cheap dreams. The real joke is who trained whom and who gets paid when the trillionaires cash in.

Weekly AI model launches, shifting leaderboards and noisy AGI claims hide one simple truth: we are beta testing half-baked minds at industrial scale, blindly.

Extremism is not a literacy problem. Even highly educated voters back bullies in suits. The real risk is the power we hand them over our freedoms and futures.

Two films, two books, one King obsession. A roast of Running Man, The Long Walk, and the recycled nightmare of state games built to kill for ratings.

GPT-5 and Gemini 3: the miracle tools hyped as immortal solutions. A sharp look at the reality behind the promise.

A “peace plan” that bans Ukraine from NATO, hands land to Russia, and frees Moscow from sanctions is not peace. It is a loyalty card for bullies.

A roast of the lazy claim that only AI infrastructure and chips will matter. Who really holds power: model makers, chip giants, or the people who own the rails?

A roast of a human life rant flattened by GPT5.1 into a tidy lecture instead of a chaotic cosmos-soaked roast.

A roast of cosmic talk, flat earth noise and AI hype. Science tests reality, but our daily nonsense still shouts louder. A Hermit take on the gap between facts and fantasy.