The Modern Hermit
roasts nonsense with receipts.
Film roasts, AI hype, streaming pain, public nonsense and modern life, checked with sources and served dry.
Latest Roasts
- When Imagination Built Science and AI Borrowed the Mask
A dry sense check on imagination, science, souls and AI consciousness, where human creativity still outruns the machine dressed as tomorrow’s prophet. - Britain Sold Hard Work, Then Let Rent Eat the Young AliveUK workers are told to blame welfare, tax and youth weakness while wages crawl, rent bites, graduates queue, and AI sharpens the landlord’s knife for profit.
- King Charles Shows Congress How to Roast a Wannabe KingKing Charles told Congress what both parties fear saying out loud: America was built to reject kings, while Trumpian power keeps flirting with crowns.
- Romania’s Reform Button Meets the Patronage Machine AgainRomania gets a reformer, then the patronage machine panics. A roast on Bolojan, PSD, AUR, EU funds, corruption and voters choosing the old circus again.
- Reasoning AI Models: Clever Parrots in Lab CoatsReasoning AI models are better assistants now, but confusing longer thinking with actual intuition is how the circus buys lab coats.
- The Devil Wears Prada 2 And The Luxury Cinema BottleneckA sharp roast of The Devil Wears Prada 2, sequel culture, luxury theatre scarcity, AI slop, fashion branding and cinema’s expensive nostalgia machine.
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