The Modern Hermit
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AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
Film Roasts
Corridors, remakes, sequels, streaming sludge and cinema pretending it found religion.
Sense Checks
Modern nonsense checked with numbers before it gets promoted to wisdom.
Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
- Mortal Kombat II: IMAX Blood, Arcade Brain, Fine Enough
Mortal Kombat II gets the IMAX roar, Johnny Cage jokes and game nostalgia right, while proving a button-mash plot can still earn applause. - South Korea Loves K-Culture, But Polices Women’s DressesMoon Ga-young’s Baeksang dress became bait for an old habit: praising K-culture while treating women’s freedom as a wardrobe emergency in public life.
- Reform UK’s Trumpy Mirage and the Brexit Hangover Returns
Reform UK sells anger as common sense, but Brexit damage, Trump politics, donor money and weak sums make the public bill too costly to ignore in Britain. - When Imagination Built Science and AI Borrowed the MaskA dry sense check on imagination, science, souls and AI consciousness, where human creativity still outruns the machine dressed as tomorrow’s prophet.
- Britain Sold Hard Work, Then Let Rent Eat the Young AliveUK workers are told to blame welfare, tax and youth weakness while wages crawl, rent bites, graduates queue, and AI sharpens the landlord’s knife for profit.
- King Charles Shows Congress How to Roast a Wannabe KingKing Charles told Congress what both parties fear saying out loud: America was built to reject kings, while Trumpian power keeps flirting with crowns.
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