The Modern Hermit
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Roast of the AI
AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
Film Roasts
Corridors, remakes, sequels, streaming sludge and cinema pretending it found religion.
Sense Checks
Modern nonsense checked with numbers before it gets promoted to wisdom.
Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
- Six Years, Three Books and the Market’s Love Calculator
Six years of love and three books face the usual scoreboard, where duration, ratings, downloads and sales are mistaken for meaning, truth and success. - When a President Becomes the Face of the Entire CountryWhen leaders turn public office into theatre, the whole country wears the costume. A roast about power, national reputation, rights and responsibility.
- The AI Frontier Built Power Before It Built Any DefenceFrontier AI firms warn about model distillation after millions of suspect exchanges. The real scandal is how cheaply powerful capabilities may spread.
- The Odyssey: IMAX Glory Meets the Three-Hour Chair TestThe Odyssey fills IMAX screens and shakes every chair, but can Christopher Nolan’s three-hour spectacle survive beyond its cinema-sized thunder?
- Jeongnyeon: A Star Is Born, Then the Story Loses Its NerveJeongnyeon stages a magnificent tribute to women’s theatre, then cuts key female and queer threads and rushes towards a finale afraid of its own courage.
- Jeongnyeon: The Star Is Born and the Whole Stage ShinesJeongnyeon gives Kim Tae-ri another remarkable role, while its whole cast turns pansori, women’s gukgeuk and disciplined acting into living culture on screen.
- Evil Dead Burn Review: Shivers, Gore and Fishing Regret
Evil Dead Burn delivers savage gore, real shivers and one fishing scene capable of emptying lakes, while proving some horrors belong only in cinemas today. - Moana (2026): The Ocean Called, Disney Sent Another RemakeMoana (2026) looks glorious in IMAX, but Disney’s live-action remake proves that colour, CGI and Dwayne Johnson still cannot invent a reason to exist.
- The Invite Makes Marriage a Dinner-Theatre Therapy Trap
A dry roast of The Invite, where swinging becomes marriage therapy, cinema beats streaming, and four famous actors rescue a stagey dinner party from itself.
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