The Modern Hermit
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AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
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Corridors, remakes, sequels, streaming sludge and cinema pretending it found religion.
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Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
- The Payroll Trick Where Night Shift Rest Days Vanish Quietly
Shift-pattern maths turns night work into a bargain for companies, while workers lose rest days, health, and taxable pay in quiet little cuts. Count it. - AI Tools Need Better Questions Before Bigger Data Farms
AI tools burn tokens, energy and money by guessing first and asking later. Better questions beat bigger data centres and endless edit loops every time. - AI Subscriptions And Their Great Feature Shrinking TrickAI firms sell bigger brains, then trim limits, features and patience. Users pay monthly while the model becomes a rented miracle with a small meter attached.
- Claude Praise And The Luxury AI Subscription Theatre ActClaude may code well, but the praise forgets image creation, voice, memory, language, limits and the quiet luxury tax on useful AI assistants right now.
- Perfect Crown And The Netizen Coronation Court MeltdownA dry sense check on Perfect Crown, historical accuracy, public apologies and the online habit of turning fiction into civic punishment for sport online.
- The Christophers: Gandalf, Art and the Inheritance TrapSteven Soderbergh’s The Christophers turns art into inheritance bait, while Ian McKellen makes the whole thing feel like theatre with invoices attached.
- Jurassic Park Still Roars While Standard Screens SquintSpielberg’s 1993 dinosaur classic still works, but weak standard screens and slow cinema upgrades make the future feel closer than cinema wants to admit.
- Eurovision 2026: When Songs Won and Excuses Lost LoudlyEurovision 2026 gave Bulgaria the crown, the UK one point, and everyone else a microphone for excuses, politics, glitter logic, complaints and pride. on stage.
- The Sacred Steak And The Modern Lent Of Logic On A PlateFrom sacred cows to pork bans and plant-based diets, a dry roast of meat, mercy, health logic, animal suffering and our selective compassion at dinner.
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