Dry British satire with receipts.
Film, AI, books, power and modern nonsense checked with sources and served dry.
Roast of the AI
AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
Film Roasts
Corridors, remakes, sequels, streaming sludge and cinema pretending it found religion.
Sense Checks
Modern nonsense checked with numbers before it gets promoted to wisdom.
Society and Power
Politics, work, money and public power checked before the slogans settle.
Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
Street Fighter (2026): IMAX Wins, Common Sense Taps Out
Street Fighter (2026) is loud, childish and oddly entertaining in IMAX. Take away the giant screen and this video-game adaptation has little left to defend.

Other Mommy: A Small Screen for a Whole Family of Horrors
Other Mommy makes the cinema screen feel smaller, even as its ghosts, doubles and familiar horrors pile up. At least…

The Uprising (2026): The Crown Eats While Peasants Starve
A roast of The Uprising (2026), where hungry peasants rebel, a teenage king retreats from his promises, and Andrew Garfield…

AI Personhood: Human Rights Still Waiting in the Queue
AI personhood raises awkward questions about consciousness, discrimination, corporate ownership and who gets to write the rights of tomorrow’s machines.
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The Modern Hermit: Be a Sinner, but Make It Holy
A brief manifesto for staying human, keeping receipts and refusing modern nonsense with a straight face.
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