The Modern Hermit
Roasts nonsense with receipts.
Film roasts, AI hype, streaming pain, public nonsense and modern-life absurdity, checked with sources and served dry.
Roast of the AI
AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
Film Roasts
Corridors, remakes, sequels, streaming sludge and cinema pretending it found religion.
Sense Checks
Modern nonsense checked with numbers before it gets promoted to wisdom.
Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
- Perfect Crown And The Netizen Coronation Court Meltdown
A dry sense check on Perfect Crown, historical accuracy, public apologies and the online habit of turning fiction into civic punishment for sport online. - The Christophers: Gandalf, Art and the Inheritance TrapSteven Soderbergh’s The Christophers turns art into inheritance bait, while Ian McKellen makes the whole thing feel like theatre with invoices attached.
- Jurassic Park Still Roars While Standard Screens SquintSpielberg’s 1993 dinosaur classic still works, but weak standard screens and slow cinema upgrades make the future feel closer than cinema wants to admit.
- Eurovision 2026: When Songs Won and Excuses Lost LoudlyEurovision 2026 gave Bulgaria the crown, the UK one point, and everyone else a microphone for excuses, politics, glitter logic, complaints and pride. on stage.
- The Sacred Steak And The Modern Lent Of Logic On A PlateFrom sacred cows to pork bans and plant-based diets, a dry roast of meat, mercy, health logic, animal suffering and our selective compassion at dinner.
- Corporate Pollution And The Little Consumer Blame CircusCorporate pollution keeps the profit, public guilt gets the bill, and nature gets the invoice while everyone argues about bags, bins and paper straws.
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