The Modern Hermit
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Roast of the AI
AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
Film Roasts
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Modern nonsense checked with numbers before it gets promoted to wisdom.
Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
- Billionaire Tax And The New Crown With Its Private Guards
A fact-led roast on billionaire taxation, old crowns, private guards, political donations and the tiny tax that terrifies the new nobility of capital. - The Protest That Shouts At Freedom And Whispers At FearWestern protest can defend the oppressed, but it fails when it attacks democracies loudly and whispers about tyrants, terror and authoritarian rule too.
- Trump And The Constitution Turned Into A Coupon MachineTrump’s tax shield, January 6 pardons and immunity politics expose a republic where power asks the law for cashback and calls it democracy, with invoices.
- Unsafe Workplaces and the AI Paradise Nobody Can AffordCompanies save money on heat, cold, pay and tools, then sell AI paradise. A worker-safety roast with receipts, numbers and blunt questions for bosses.
- The Mandalorian And Grogu Gives IMAX Scale, Puppet CracksThe Mandalorian and Grogu gives Star Wars IMAX scale, familiar comfort, Sigourney Weaver gravity and a small green puppet problem that still needs fixing.
- Smart People, Blind Logic and the Myth They Cannot ReadA dry roast of clever minds that worship logic, miss myth, and expect imagination to queue politely behind equations, datasets and tidy proof forever.
- The AGI Gurus Selling Less Study and More Obedience NowAI business gurus keep trying to bury school, but the receipts say study, mentors and human judgement matter more, not less, in the noisy age of AGI hype.
- Maktub, AI, and the Strange New End of Human Error ControlAutomation and AI promise fewer errors, less waste and better quality control, while humans still trip over destiny, attention and bad systems today.
- Dictators Are Not Entertainment For Comfortable DemocraciesA fact-led roast on democracies treating dictators as theatre while North Koreans, Ukrainians and Gazans live with the price of power, bombs and silence.
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