Dry British satire with receipts.
Film, AI, books, power and modern nonsense checked with sources and served dry.
Roast of the AI
AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
Film Roasts
Corridors, remakes, sequels, streaming sludge and cinema pretending it found religion.
Sense Checks
Modern nonsense checked with numbers before it gets promoted to wisdom.
Society and Power
Politics, work, money and public power checked before the slogans settle.
Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
Your Younger Self Is Basically a Stranger With Your Name
Personality keeps changing across adulthood. Meet your younger self after 25 years and you may recognise the face, but still argue with the mind behind it.
Real AI Intelligence: Born Smart, Not Trained to Be Smart
Could AI be intelligent from creation, without prior training? A dry sense check on instant learning, vast memory and the…
AI Content Has Run Out of Words, but Not Subscription Tiers
AI is improving, but the hype still needs scrutiny. A roast of insane headlines, subscription costs, unfinished work and the…
Independence Day: Advanced Aliens, Basic Computer Problems
Independence Day returns to cinemas with 1990s charm, giant alien ships and a computer virus that makes interstellar travel seem…
One Night Only: When the Sex Purge Goes Looking for Love
One Night Only turns premarital sex into an annual stampede, then quietly argues that finding one real connection can make…
Kiki’s Delivery Service: One Broom, More Magic Than Potter
A loving roast of Kiki’s Delivery Service, where one broom, a cat and a simple story create more cinema magic…
The Dog Stars: IMAX Wins While Cinema Waits for Extinction
Ridley Scott’s The Dog Stars works in IMAX, but why ordinary cinemas still lag behind as smart glasses, home screens…
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The Modern Hermit: Be a Sinner, but Make It Holy
A brief manifesto for staying human, keeping receipts and refusing modern nonsense with a straight face.
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