Dry British satire with receipts.
Film, AI, books, power and modern nonsense checked with sources and served dry.
Roast of the AI
AI hype, AGI theatre, model worship and machine-shaped confidence tricks.
Film Roasts
Corridors, remakes, sequels, streaming sludge and cinema pretending it found religion.
Sense Checks
Modern nonsense checked with numbers before it gets promoted to wisdom.
Society and Power
Politics, work, money and public power checked before the slogans settle.
Latest Roasts
Fresh nonsense, checked with sources before the roasting begins.
Wildwood: Childhood Magic Comes With a 12A Warning Label
Wildwood is beautiful, bold and unexpectedly brutal. Its dark fantasy leaves a strange question: are children tougher now, or merely more exposed to fear?

Man vs Machine: Who Will Be Master and Who the Apprentice?
AI is moving from conversation to discovery. But can machines surpass human imagination, consciousness and purpose, or will humanity remain…

When Everyone Has a Genius, Who Gets to Own the Future?
AI may soon put extraordinary intelligence in every pocket while ownership stays at the top. A roast of jobs, inequality,…

Europe Paid for Protection. Trump Sent Another Invoice.
Europe relied on US protection and bought its weapons. Trump now demands more, while migrants take the blame and Brexit…

The North Takes No 10: Can Britain Find Its Way to Europe?
Andy Burnham offers Britain a fresh direction and a closer European future. But unity, trade and democracy need more than…
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The Modern Hermit: Be a Sinner, but Make It Holy
A brief manifesto for staying human, keeping receipts and refusing modern nonsense with a straight face.
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