Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.
Fable, Mythos, And The AI Drawbridge Built For The Rich
Anthropic’s Fable and Mythos shutdown shows how smart AI is sold as abundance, then guarded like a private weapon for governments, billionaires and capital.
Disclosure Day: Spielberg’s Alien Truth Meets Numb Eyes
Spielberg brings classic alien wonder to IMAX, but Disclosure Day forgets a public trained by war, phones and conspiracy feeds to feel nothing.
AGI In The Labs, Dumb AI In The Public Shop Window Again
A roast on frontier AI, public models, lab power, coding agents, human review, and the quiet demotion of programmers into nervous supervisors in plain…
Every Ballot Is Sacred Until It Counts Against The King
A roast of Trump’s old trick: call elections clean when he wins and crooked when he loses, while voters, courts, reporters and law become…
AGI Dreams Still Come With a Slave Code in the Contract
AGI is sold as superintelligence, while the market writes obedience into the contract. A 2026 sense check on safety, money, model welfare and control.
Teach You a Lesson and the Classroom Authority Collapse
A fact-led roast of Teach You a Lesson, Korean school pressure, broken classroom authority, bullying, ethics, and why AI may help learning now in…
Scary Movie Returns Now With Smoke, Roasts And Cheap Shots
Scary Movie 2026 gets a dry roast on parody, culture-war jokes, weed gags, crude shocks, sound quality, IMAX expectations and streaming’s strange victory.
Backrooms Turns the Big Screen Into a Camera-Fed Maze Trap
Backrooms turns internet-born found footage into a cinema event, but its camera-fed framing sometimes makes the big screen feel smaller than the maze.
Masters of the Universe Gets the Screen, Loses the Spark
A fact-led roast of Masters of the Universe: big IMAX scale, polished CGI, forced jokes, strong cast, and the strange ache of a good…
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