Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.

Send Help (2026): Corporate Hell Meets Desert Island Comedy
Sam Raimi strands Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien on an island and lets office politics bite. A dark comedy horror that loves gore more…

The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026) and the recap it dodged entirely
A light roast of The Strangers: Chapter 3, the horror finale that remembers the violence but forgets the recap.

Is This Thing On? (2025) | Open Mic Therapy, Sofa Screen Reality
A comedy-drama that treats stand-up like duct tape for divorce and loneliness, then dares you to pay cinema money for a living-room problem -…

Shelter (2026): Statham punches up the tired template again
Jason Statham delivers the usual fists, dog, kid, and MI6 panic in Shelter. A formulaic action thriller where the only surprise is the green-screen…

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026), Unlimited, and Unholy Hype
A sense check of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple in the subscription era: cult vibes, franchise drift, and why IMAX feels like a…

No Other Choice (2025): Park Chan-wook’s job market guillotine
Park Chan-wook turns redundancy into a 139-minute corporate slasher. A roast of No Other Choice, UK cinema subs, job-market panic, and the streaming squeeze.

The Housemaid (2025): When love turns into property deeds
A fact-led roast of The Housemaid (2025): obsession sold as romance, sex scenes chasing prestige, and a cinema-only watch made affordable by Unlimited.

Give and Take Empire: Trump, Greenland, and the Deluge Again
A fact-led roast of Trump’s tariff-for-Greenland gambit and the Maduro capture: give the halo, take the minerals, then blame the flood for the mess…
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