Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.
Evil Dead Burn Review: Shivers, Gore and Fishing Regret
Evil Dead Burn delivers savage gore, real shivers and one fishing scene capable of emptying lakes, while proving some horrors belong only in cinemas…
Moana (2026): The Ocean Called, Disney Sent Another Remake
Moana (2026) looks glorious in IMAX, but Disney’s live-action remake proves that colour, CGI and Dwayne Johnson still cannot invent a reason to exist.
The Invite Makes Marriage a Dinner-Theatre Therapy Trap
A dry roast of The Invite, where swinging becomes marriage therapy, cinema beats streaming, and four famous actors rescue a stagey dinner party from…
Fable 5 Made AI Models Stop Posing and Build Real Things
Fable 5 turned the AI race towards agentic work, while GPT-Live keeps voice ahead and rivals now chase capability, personality and visible proof of…
Minions & Monsters: Yellow Chaos on the Biggest Screen Now
Minions & Monsters turns silent-film history into bright IMAX chaos, but the biggest screen cannot hide plastic polish, thin plotting and franchise habits.
Supergirl Turns IMAX Into Streaming With a Cape and Dog
Supergirl brings grief, Krypto and cosmic scale to IMAX, but a stitched story, weak box office and streaming habits leave the cape doing overtime…
Toy Story 5: The Big Screen Funeral For The Toy Box Age
Toy Story 5 turns toys versus tech into a glossy family sermon, half playtime, half warning label for talking screens, AI friends and fading…
When One Song Without Hijab Becomes a Full Regime Panic
Iran’s reported sentence against Parastoo Ahmadi shows how authoritarian morality turns a song into a crime, then calls the whip public order today. Again.
The AGI Dream Forgot Its Own Code Review Checklist Again
AI companies chase AGI while coding agents still need checklists, tests and human review. A dry roast of model memory, Codex and brittle code…
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