Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.
“Send them back” — peak far-right nonsense
“Send them back” is the new hymn of the clueless. Freedom doesn’t vanish with immigrants, it vanishes when you hand it to idiots waving…
Trees for toilet paper: peak stupidity
We say we care for the planet. Then we flush it, sheet by sheet. Nothing says human genius like turning trees into toilet paper.
Respect preached, contempt practised
Respect is preached in posters and policies. In practice, the small-minded still spit their contempt, and everyone else pays the price.
Drones cross borders, words cross fingers
Drones fly over borders. NATO still flies words. Real action postponed since 2014, and the bill will be lives.
£1 raise? More like a PR haircut
When companies brag about a £1 bump, remember, they’d have pocketed it if the law hadn’t made them. Real living costs soared, wages slid.…
Profit in banners, pennies in pockets
Companies cheer record profits. When asked for pennies more in wages, the crying starts.
AGI promised, autocorrect delivered
They promised AGI. We got chatbots that forget what they said three lines ago. The spark may come, but the circus is loud.
K-everything, K-flat? Keep the flame, lose the formula
The world loves K-everything. Lately it sounds like everyone else. Keep the Korean flame. Ditch the global beige.
Two exes, one dream, zero peace
When your ex-wife and ex-girlfriend co-host your dream, it’s not fate. It’s your brain doing late-night admin. Laugh, learn, sleep.
One roast at a time
No spam. No motivational soup. Just the latest receipt when it is ready.