Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.
Victorian déjà vu, contactless edition
Roast Of The Month: Announced fairness, accounted exit. One fact: the jar’s still empty while queues grow. What would you fund first if the…
Victorian vibes with Wi-Fi: tax talk, services starve
“Tax the rich” is karaoke without delivery. If revenue doesn’t reach health, housing and wages, we’re LARPing the Victorian age with Wi-Fi.
Proving womanhood in court. Peak dystopia.
Brigitte Macron now has to prove she is a woman. In 2025. That is not culture. It is collapse. Count the facts. Roast the…
Hatred is loud. Policy is missing. People die.
Two peoples with beautiful cultures. One endless war. Fewer rights, more rubble, and leaders hooked on slogans. Count what matters. Then stop the killing.
Kids run the empire, dad runs his mouth
When asked about mixing business with politics, Trump bullied the reporter and passed the empire to his kids. Shame without end.
Violence is the hobby of cowards
Violence is not strength but the pastime of cowards. When opinions turn to blood, freedom dies and stupidity reigns.
State visit or state farce?
The red carpet rolls out for a man who dreams of a crown in a republic. Disgust dressed as diplomacy.
Modern handbooks, medieval work conditions
Subtle handbook edits, stagnant wages, and dusty production lines. The modern workplace robs workers of dignity while calling it “policy.”
One roast at a time
No spam. No motivational soup. Just the latest receipt when it is ready.