Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey: Why Are You Single?
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey promised big, bold, beautiful. What it delivered was a life roast whispering “Why are you single?”

Borders undone, boasts intact
Asked for a border line to an image. Got a sermon about intelligence. If it can’t draw a line, it isn’t ready to run…

App spins, burger waits; tech bros preach ‘AGI’ salvation
Tried to order food. Got a ten minute update, a reboot, and a sermon about “AGI”. Build basics first: small apps, fast networks, stable…

Scrooge AI: loud watermarks, quiet credits, full tills
Ethics theatre: watermark the outputs, hide the training sets, bill the users. Provenance for you, profits for them.

Views sold, spirit blocked by glass
Promontories once lifted the soul. Now towers lift valuations. When money trumps sightlines, cities swap wonder for wind tunnels.
One roast at a time
No spam. No motivational soup. Just the latest receipt when it is ready.









