Roast of the AI
AI and technology coverage without the worship service or the funeral march. These articles examine models, agents, jobs, infrastructure, pricing, power and the very human incentives behind machine-shaped claims. The useful tools stay useful. The theatre gets checked. Sources are included where current facts, figures or company claims matter, because a confident demo is not the same thing as a settled future.
The AI Frontier Built Power Before It Built Any Defence
Frontier AI firms warn about model distillation after millions of suspect exchanges. The real scandal is how cheaply powerful capabilities may spread.
Fable 5 Made AI Models Stop Posing and Build Real Things
Fable 5 turned the AI race towards agentic work, while GPT-Live keeps voice ahead and rivals now chase capability, personality and visible proof of…
The Rich Get Frontier AI, the Rest Get Safety Talks Again
A roast on restricted frontier AI access, billionaire power, China open models and the old trick of calling exclusion safety for everyone else, again…
CEOs Want Cheap AI to Replace Humans by Tomorrow Morning
CEOs want AI to replace humans now. The receipts say cheaper models automate narrow tasks, while reasoning, robotics and judgement still cost real money.
The AGI Dream Forgot Its Own Code Review Checklist Again
AI companies chase AGI while coding agents still need checklists, tests and human review. A dry roast of model memory, Codex and brittle code…
Instant AI Answers Are Not a Homework Revolution, Sorry
AI can help teenagers think better, but instant answers without reasoning risk turning learning into a copy-paste ritual with a glowing progress bar. Seriously.
Fable, Mythos, And The AI Drawbridge Built For The Rich
Anthropic’s Fable and Mythos shutdown shows how smart AI is sold as abundance, then guarded like a private weapon for governments, billionaires and capital.
AI Will Fail, and Other Prayers from the Comment Section
AI denial, job panic and digital messiahs, with human-made pride cheering while algorithms quietly steer the future from the feed. Humans still own the…
The Factory That Watched Waste While Robots Took Clients
A dry sense check on factories delaying machinery fixes while AI, robots and better capital planning turn waste into lost clients and lost leverage…
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