Live longer myths: the sales pitch to work till you drop


A tall candle shaped like the number 100 drips wax onto a punch time clock on a desk.

Lede

The promise: live to 100. The fine print: work longer, retire shorter, feel worse.

What does not make sense

  • Articles selling secrets of superagers while ignoring years lived in poor health.
  • Headlines on centenarians used as mood music for raising pension ages.
  • Lifestyle lists that read like ads for supplements and retreats, not public health.
  • Cherry-picked Blue Zone tales treated as data.
  • Policy that counts birthdays, not healthy years.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. Life expectancy in the UK in 2020 to 2022: 78.6 for men, 82.6 for women. Lower than pre-pandemic. [ONS]
  2. Centenarians doubled in 20 years: from 8,300 in 2004 to 16,600 in 2024. Men trebled from 910 to 3,100. [ONS]
  3. Healthy life is not keeping up. Years spent in poor health have been a core concern, with recent evidence of stalling or decline in healthy life expectancy in England and Wales. [BMJ] [DHSC/Health Profile]
  4. The law says the state pension age rises from 66 to 67 between 2026 and 2028. A new review in July 2025 reopens the case for further rises. [UK Gov] [Reuters]
  5. Blue Zones hype is shaky. Demographers and science outlets have flagged data problems and overclaims. Treat the miracle diets with caution. [Science] [UCL]

The sketch

Scene 1: A newsroom. Editor: We need a centenarian secret. Reporter: Good genes and luck. Editor: Needs to be turmeric. Reporter sighs.
Scene 2: A Whitehall office. Official: Since people live longer, they can work longer. Advisor: Their healthy years are not rising as fast. Official: Whisper that bit.
Scene 3: A wellness expo. Influencer: Buy my 12 rules to 120. Doctor: Rule 1 is survive childhood infections in 1920. Influencer: Limited-time discount.

What to watch, not the show

  • Healthy life expectancy vs life expectancy. Count sick years, not candles.
  • Pension reviews that use longevity headlines to justify later retirements. Track dates and timetables.
  • Inequalities by region and income. Average figures hide sharp gaps.
  • Hype cycles around Blue Zones. Ask for data, not postcards.
  • Compression of morbidity claims. Are sick years shrinking or expanding.

The Hermit take

Longevity without healthy years is a deferred bill, not a gift. If policy wants later retirements, it must buy us health, not slogans.

Keep or toss

Toss.

  • Keep rigorous public health.
  • Toss miracle lists and pension-by-press-release.

Sources

ONS life tables 2020 to 2022 – https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/lifeexpectancies/bulletins/nationallifetablesunitedkingdom/2020to2022

ONS centenarians 2004 to 2024 – https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/ageing/bulletins/estimatesoftheveryoldincludingcentenarians/2002to2024

ONS centenarians 2023 detail – https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/ageing/bulletins/estimatesoftheveryoldincludingcentenarians/uk2002to2023

UK Government State Pension age review 2023 – https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/state-pension-age-review-2023-government-report/state-pension-age-review-2023

Reuters on new pension age review, 21 Jul 2025 – https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-launches-review-into-raising-state-pension-age-2025-07-21/

BMJ on healthy life expectancy falling, 2024 – https://www.bmj.com/content/384/bmj.q774

DHSC Health Profile for England, definitions and trends – https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/health-profile-for-england/chapter-1-life-expectancy-and-healthy-life-expectancy

Health Foundation projections, illness to 2040 – https://www.health.org.uk/sites/default/files/upload/publications/2023/Projected%20patterns%20of%20illness%20in%20England_WEB.pdf

Science Magazine on Blue Zones criticism, 21 Nov 2024 – https://www.science.org/content/article/do-blue-zones-supposed-havens-longevity-rest-shaky-science

UCL note on Blue Zones debunking, 13 Sept 2024 – https://www.ucl.ac.uk/ioe/news/2024/sep/ucl-demographers-work-debunking-blue-zone-regions-exceptional-lifespans-wins-ig-nobel-prize

Geyer et al., Compression and expansion of morbidity, 2022 – https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9906028/

The Guardian centenarian callout with ONS figures, 4 Nov 2025 – https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/nov/04/tell-us-are-you-a-uk-centenarian-or-do-you-know-one

IFS Pensions Review recommendations, 2 Jul 2025 – https://ifs.org.uk/publications/pensions-review-final-recommendations


Satire and commentary. Opinion pieces for discussion. Sources at the end. Not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.


Satire and commentary. My views. For information only. Not advice.


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