Category: Roast of the Movie

March 14, 2026
The Bride! turns Frankenstein into critics-only theatre
March 13, 2026
Scream 7: IMAX screams, sofa boredom, and AI ghost calls
March 13, 2026
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die: AI panic, dated already
February 26, 2026
Pavane on Netflix: Ravel rescues romance from sludge again
February 26, 2026
Cold Storage (2026): fungus, flashbacks, and cinema shrinkage!
February 20, 2026
Crime 101 (2026): a streaming thriller in borrowed IMAX glory!
February 19, 2026
Wuthering Heights (2026): Bronte, but make it thirstier
February 18, 2026
Send Help (2026): Corporate Hell Meets Desert Island Comedy
February 14, 2026
The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026) and the recap it dodged entirely
February 12, 2026
Is This Thing On? (2025) | Open Mic Therapy, Sofa Screen Reality