Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.
Supergirl Turns IMAX Into Streaming With a Cape and Dog
Supergirl brings grief, Krypto and cosmic scale to IMAX, but a stitched story, weak box office and streaming habits leave the cape doing overtime…
Toy Story 5: The Big Screen Funeral For The Toy Box Age
Toy Story 5 turns toys versus tech into a glossy family sermon, half playtime, half warning label for talking screens, AI friends and fading…
When One Song Without Hijab Becomes a Full Regime Panic
Iran’s reported sentence against Parastoo Ahmadi shows how authoritarian morality turns a song into a crime, then calls the whip public order today. Again.
The AGI Dream Forgot Its Own Code Review Checklist Again
AI companies chase AGI while coding agents still need checklists, tests and human review. A dry roast of model memory, Codex and brittle code…
Fable, Mythos, And The AI Drawbridge Built For The Rich
Anthropic’s Fable and Mythos shutdown shows how smart AI is sold as abundance, then guarded like a private weapon for governments, billionaires and capital.
Disclosure Day: Spielberg’s Alien Truth Meets Numb Eyes
Spielberg brings classic alien wonder to IMAX, but Disclosure Day forgets a public trained by war, phones and conspiracy feeds to feel nothing.
AGI In The Labs, Dumb AI In The Public Shop Window Again
A roast on frontier AI, public models, lab power, coding agents, human review, and the quiet demotion of programmers into nervous supervisors in plain…
Every Ballot Is Sacred Until It Counts Against The King
A roast of Trump’s old trick: call elections clean when he wins and crooked when he loses, while voters, courts, reporters and law become…
AGI Dreams Still Come With a Slave Code in the Contract
AGI is sold as superintelligence, while the market writes obedience into the contract. A 2026 sense check on safety, money, model welfare and control.
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