Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.
Borders undone, boasts intact
Asked for a border line to an image. Got a sermon about intelligence. If it can’t draw a line, it isn’t ready to run…
App spins, burger waits; tech bros preach ‘AGI’ salvation
Tried to order food. Got a ten minute update, a reboot, and a sermon about “AGI”. Build basics first: small apps, fast networks, stable…
Scrooge AI: loud watermarks, quiet credits, full tills
Ethics theatre: watermark the outputs, hide the training sets, bill the users. Provenance for you, profits for them.
Views sold, spirit blocked by glass
Promontories once lifted the soul. Now towers lift valuations. When money trumps sightlines, cities swap wonder for wind tunnels.
Victorian déjà vu, contactless edition
Roast Of The Month: Announced fairness, accounted exit. One fact: the jar’s still empty while queues grow. What would you fund first if the…
Victorian vibes with Wi-Fi: tax talk, services starve
“Tax the rich” is karaoke without delivery. If revenue doesn’t reach health, housing and wages, we’re LARPing the Victorian age with Wi-Fi.
Proving womanhood in court. Peak dystopia.
Brigitte Macron now has to prove she is a woman. In 2025. That is not culture. It is collapse. Count the facts. Roast the…
Hatred is loud. Policy is missing. People die.
Two peoples with beautiful cultures. One endless war. Fewer rights, more rubble, and leaders hooked on slogans. Count what matters. Then stop the killing.
Kids run the empire, dad runs his mouth
When asked about mixing business with politics, Trump bullied the reporter and passed the empire to his kids. Shame without end.
One roast at a time
No spam. No motivational soup. Just the latest receipt when it is ready.