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Is This Thing On? (2025) | Open Mic Therapy, Sofa Screen Reality
A comedy-drama that treats stand-up like duct tape for divorce and loneliness, then dares you to pay cinema money for a living-room problem -…
Shelter (2026): Statham punches up the tired template again
Jason Statham delivers the usual fists, dog, kid, and MI6 panic in Shelter. A formulaic action thriller where the only surprise is the green-screen…
Why Cineworld Unlimited Keeps Me Roasting Films in IMAX
Why Cineworld Unlimited and IMAX changed the way I watch and roast films, from sharper criticism to sticky floors and neglected foreign cinema in…
Mercy (2026): An IMAX Trial Trapped on Laptop Screens Only
Amazon MGM sells Mercy (2026) as IMAX sci-fi, then traps you in a screen life courtroom: 90 minutes of surveillance dread and flat spectacle…
Rental Family (2025): Japan, impostor syndrome, and 8 million gods
Rental Family sells rented connection in Tokyo, drops a writer-thief line, then ends at a shrine mirror: God is in you, even the person…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026), Unlimited, and Unholy Hype
A sense check of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple in the subscription era: cult vibes, franchise drift, and why IMAX feels like a…
No Other Choice (2025): Park Chan-wook’s job market guillotine
Park Chan-wook turns redundancy into a 139-minute corporate slasher. A roast of No Other Choice, UK cinema subs, job-market panic, and the streaming squeeze.
Smart-Dumb AI: Layoffs Now, Rehires Later
AI can write a memo, but it can’t run a business. Why firms betting on chatbots will quietly rehire humans next quarter and pretend…
“You’re Lucky to Have a Job”: Pay Rises in Robotland Ltd
Managers say you’re lucky to have a job while inflation bites. We count UK pay, CEO ratios and UBI hype, then roast the AI…
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