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The Devil Wears Prada 2 And The Luxury Cinema Bottleneck
A sharp roast of The Devil Wears Prada 2, sequel culture, luxury theatre scarcity, AI slop, fashion branding and cinema’s expensive nostalgia machine.
The AGI Race Is a Swimming Pool With No Water Yet, Lads
Tech influencers keep betting on which lab reaches AGI first, but the real race may be a breakthrough no benchmark or podcast table can…
Exit 8 Finds Horror in One Corridor and Eight Bad Choices
Exit 8 turns one sterile subway corridor into a Japanese soul audit, proving a tiny game adaptation can haunt harder than loud western spectacle…
Michael: The IMAX Moonwalk Through Cinema’s Funeral Ads
Michael dazzles in IMAX, while pre-film streaming adverts make cinema look like it is rehearsing its own funeral in surround sound, one subscription at…
Streaming Ate Cable, Then Became Cable With More Apps Again
Streaming was sold as freedom, then became cable with apps, adverts, price rises, and one modest salary asked to fund every logo on Earth…
Council Tax Bullies And The Peaky Blinders Payment Trap
Council tax arrears turn one missed payment into a yearly threat, while public services plead poverty and richer players keep loopholes polished and legal.
Foundation: Asimov Finally Gets a Galaxy-Sized TV Budget
A full roast of Foundation on page and screen, from Asimov’s books to Apple’s series, and why only modern VFX could finally sell that…
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy: IMAX Gauze, Small Scares, No Soul
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is roasted as IMAX-sized possession horror: gross, loud, overlong, and barely a mummy beneath all that expensive gauze and dust.
AI Got Smarter While Politics Found Ancient Stupidity Again
AI has reached the public square, but politics still sells anoesis in loud packaging: old Greek wisdom meets new machine intelligence and civic theatre.
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