Wuthering Heights (2026): Bronte, but make it thirstier


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A Gothic novel about obsession gets rebooted as a premium lust brochure, then sold back to you as literature.



“Wuthering Heights” (2026) | Official Trailer


Wuthering Heights (2026) | Movie synopsis

Emerald Fennell’s adaptation narrows Bronte’s sprawling tragedy into a single, feverish core: Cathy and Heathcliff. As children, they become a feral pair, inseparable in the open wild of the moors. But adulthood brings the machinery of society: status, money, and the hard limit of who can marry whom. Enter the neighbours, Edgar Linton and his sister Isabella, and the story snaps into its central dilemma. Cathy is pushed towards Edgar, while Heathcliff is left on the wrong side of the door, turning love into grievance and grievance into a plan.

Heathcliff disappears, then returns years later with wealth and a sharpened appetite for retribution. His renewed involvement with Cathy detonates the household, and his marriage to Isabella becomes another blade in the drawer. The film keeps the focus on this adult collision and trims away major chunks of the novel’s wider family saga, aiming for a concentrated, romantic doom rather than a multi-generational curse.

What reviews say this version feels like
Critics describe it as heightened and sensual, with lush, dialled-up production design and a deliberate collision of sex and death, plus a prominent modern pop presence via Charli XCX’s songs. The BBFC notes also flag extreme moments (including an execution by hanging and a harrowing pregnancy loss) that set the film’s appetite for shock and melodrama.


Cast and credits

Director: Emerald Fennell
Writers: Emerald Fennell (screenplay), Emily Bronte (novel)
Genre: Period romantic drama
Main cast: Margot Robbie, Jacob Elordi, Hong Chau, Shazad Latif, Alison Oliver, Martin Clunes, Ewan Mitchell
Composer: Anthony Willis (score); songs associated with Charli XCX
Production company/studio: LuckyChap Entertainment, MRC (plus listed partners)
Runtime: 136 minutes
Release year and platform: 2026, theatrical release


What does not make sense

  • The novel’s power is longing and spite, but the film keeps trying to solve it with skin.
  • A story set in the moors gets scored like a nightclub memory.
  • It wants to be a period drama and a modern provocation at the same time, so it pleases neither camp for long.
  • Catherine is written young, but the casting choice asks you to ignore biology, timeline, and plot consequence.
  • The marketing sells romance, but the material is a cautionary tale with a body count.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. The film’s wide UK and US release date is 13 February 2026, with international release beginning 11 February 2026. [Warner Bros]
  2. Runtime is listed as 136 minutes, with a reported budget of $80 million. [Wikipedia]
  3. Opening weekend global gross reported at about $76.8 million, with mixed audience signals including a Rotten Tomatoes audience score around 63 per cent. [Guardian]
  4. The pop-forward music angle is not accidental: Charli XCX is tied to the film’s music campaign alongside the score. [Entertainment Weekly]

The sketch


Scene 1: “Literature, but moisturised”
Panel: A cinema screen shows a stormy moor. A studio executive holds a bottle labelled “Relevance”.
Dialogue: “Add 40 minutes of heavy breathing.”
Dialogue: “Now it’s timeless.”

Scene 2: “IMAX confessional”
Panel: You clutch a ticket. The IMAX logo glows like a halo.
Dialogue: “I’m here for Bronte.”
Dialogue: “The soundtrack replies: No, you’re not.”

Scene 3: “The Book, watching quietly”
Panel: A battered paperback sits in the aisle seat, untouched popcorn beside it.
Dialogue: “I was already enough.”
Dialogue: “They still added gloss.”


What to watch, not the show

  • IP economics: recognisable titles reduce marketing risk.
  • Modern taste: sex sells faster than metaphysics.
  • Prestige laundering: a classic label makes anything look clever.
  • Audience split: romance buyers meet Gothic tragedy and both complain.
  • The long-term risk: adaptations replace the book in the public mind.

The Hermit take

If you want Bronte’s kind of love, you want the page, not the projection.
If you want a glossy fever dream, the cinema will happily take your money.

Keep or toss

Toss
Keep the visuals and a couple of brutally good images.
Toss the idea that lust automatically equals depth.


Sources

  • Warner Bros official film site: https://www.wutheringheightsfilm.com/
  • IMDb title page: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32897959/
  • IMDb full cast and crew: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32897959/fullcredits/
  • The Guardian review (Peter Bradshaw): https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/feb/09/wuthering-heights-review-emerald-fennell-margot-robbie-jacob-elordi
  • The Guardian box office report (16 Feb 2026): https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/feb/16/wuthering-heights-box-office-opening-weekend
  • Entertainment Weekly box office and music mention: https://ew.com/wuthering-heights-tops-weekend-box-office-with-76-million-dollar-global-debut-11907132
  • Wikipedia film page (for consolidated credits): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuthering_Heights_(2026_film)

Satire and commentary. Opinion pieces for discussion. Sources at the end. Not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.

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  1. […] It is a warning written in thunder.If you want the glossy, modern, desire-forward remix instead, watch the film and let it do its loud, expensive […]

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