Modern handbooks, medieval work conditions

A dusty employee handbook overflowing with added pages, symbolising exploitation and poor work conditions.

Lede
The handbook grows, the pay stays the same, and the air fills with dust.

What does not make sense

  • “New responsibilities” appear in handbooks without new pay.
  • Management cultures imported from places where “boss” means feudal lord.
  • Heatwaves and cold snaps dismissed as “only a few months” while climate stress grows yearly.
  • Strict rules on “contamination” while black dust coats production desks.
  • Millions spent on paperwork, pennies on clean air.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. UK real wages have barely risen in 15 years, the longest pay stagnation since the 1800s (Resolution Foundation).
  2. Around 1 in 5 UK workers reported poor ventilation and unhealthy workplace air in a 2022 TUC survey.
  3. Heat stress is estimated to cost the UK economy £740m per year by 2030 (UK HSE/Met Office).
  4. Employers adding “extra duties” without pay breaks the implied terms of contract law (ACAS guidance).

The sketch

  • Scene one: HR slips a new page into the handbook at midnight, labelled “extra duties”.
  • Scene two: A manager waves a thermometer at 32°C, shrugs, and says, “Only for a month.”
  • Scene three: A worker coughs at a desk coated in black dust, a sign above reading “contamination control in progress.”

What to watch, not the show

  • The quiet creep of “expanded duties” with no pay.
  • Air quality ignored until lawsuits arrive.
  • Climate stress turning “few hot days” into a workplace hazard.
  • Middle-class erosion as jobs demand more while offering less.

The Hermit take

Modern slavery doesn’t wear chains. It wears a hi-vis vest and a handbook.

Keep or toss

Toss the handbooks. Keep the workers.

Satire and commentary. My views. For information only. Not advice.