Sense Check
Sense Checks slow a claim down before it becomes accepted wisdom. The focus is on numbers, definitions, incentives and the difference between what was promised and what actually happened. These articles are less interested in winning a shouting match than in finding the part that survives contact with evidence. Read the newest check first, or choose a topic when one kind of nonsense has arrived in bulk.

We Fear AI While Worshipping Our Own Bombs
We fear superintelligent machines while sitting on real doomsday devices. A roast of tech panic, political cowardice, and our old habit of wanting smarter…

Dumb tools, rich hype: how AI reviewers still keep us fooled
Why are dumb AI tools sold as genius minds while paid reviewers clap on cue? A roast of banana pro, Gemini hype, and the…

Why Seoul Treats You Better Than London On The Street Really
Seoul gives you countdown crossings, free loos and homely food while London charges you 50p to pee and calls it civilisation. A dry roast…

AI Pro plans and how ‘humanity’ became a sales slogan now
A roast of AI Pro plans, fake ‘for humanity’ slogans, and how paywalled models turn everyday users into beta testers while the real brains…

Smart AI models, dumb tiers, and the paying monkey circus
Reasoning models get worshipped, students spam essays with glitchy chatbots, and tech giants sell monkey-tier brains in shiny tiers while calling it intelligence.

Batteries stuck in 2010, phones in 2050
We built phones that can fake reality in 4K, yet still beg for a charger by lunchtime. A short roast of battery tech, AI…

The Great AI Data Scam: Billions For GPUs, Nothing For Art
AI companies pour trillions into data centres while paying creators nothing for the art they scraped. A sharp roast of the great AI training…

Artists, AI, and the trillionaire training data circus
Artists hate AI tools and everyone else quietly spams them for cheap dreams. The real joke is who trained whom and who gets paid…
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