Roast of the Day
The roasts take a current claim, film, product, institution or public performance and ask the impolite but useful question: does any of this make sense? Each article separates the judgement from the evidence, checks the important factual claims and leaves the sources in view. Expect dry British satire, modern incentives and the occasional three-panel sketch. Start with the newest receipt or use the topic links to narrow the archive.

Cold Storage (2026): fungus, flashbacks, and cinema shrinkage!
Cold Storage has timelines, fungus and Neeson quips, but the flashback faces never change. Also, cinemas look suspiciously like your sofa now minus the…

Wuthering Heights (2026): Bronte, but make it thirstier
Emerald Fennell turns Bronte into a glossy, carnal IMAX event. A fact-led roast of the 2026 adaptation starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi, with…

Wuthering Heights the book: love, obsession, and revenge
A sense-check review of Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights: love as obsession, class warfare, and revenge. Read this before you call it romance, spoilers light.

Send Help (2026): Corporate Hell Meets Desert Island Comedy
Sam Raimi strands Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien on an island and lets office politics bite. A dark comedy horror that loves gore more…

The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026) and the recap it dodged entirely
A light roast of The Strangers: Chapter 3, the horror finale that remembers the violence but forgets the recap.

Is This Thing On? (2025) | Open Mic Therapy, Sofa Screen Reality
A comedy-drama that treats stand-up like duct tape for divorce and loneliness, then dares you to pay cinema money for a living-room problem -…

Shelter (2026): Statham punches up the tired template again
Jason Statham delivers the usual fists, dog, kid, and MI6 panic in Shelter. A formulaic action thriller where the only surprise is the green-screen…
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