Roast of the AI
AI and technology coverage without the worship service or the funeral march. These articles examine models, agents, jobs, infrastructure, pricing, power and the very human incentives behind machine-shaped claims. The useful tools stay useful. The theatre gets checked. Sources are included where current facts, figures or company claims matter, because a confident demo is not the same thing as a settled future.
Code Red, Code Green: Altman, Google, AGI and the IQ Myth
Sam Altman says consumers do not want more IQ while chasing code red AGI. Google ships tools fast. The real fight is money, access,…
Plumbers, AI, and the myth of the untouchable job, 2025
Everyone says plumbers are safe from AI. Sure. But the real joke is the AI plumbers selling doom while still needing humans to fix…
OpenAI GPT-5.2: a shiny patch on last month’s hype machine
GPT-5.2 arrives with new names, new prices, and old hype. A fact led roast on prompting theatre, ‘wow’ demos, and why UX still feels…
We Fear AI While Worshipping Our Own Bombs
We fear superintelligent machines while sitting on real doomsday devices. A roast of tech panic, political cowardice, and our old habit of wanting smarter…
Dumb tools, rich hype: how AI reviewers still keep us fooled
Why are dumb AI tools sold as genius minds while paid reviewers clap on cue? A roast of banana pro, Gemini hype, and the…
AI Pro plans and how ‘humanity’ became a sales slogan now
A roast of AI Pro plans, fake ‘for humanity’ slogans, and how paywalled models turn everyday users into beta testers while the real brains…
Smart AI models, dumb tiers, and the paying monkey circus
Reasoning models get worshipped, students spam essays with glitchy chatbots, and tech giants sell monkey-tier brains in shiny tiers while calling it intelligence.
Batteries stuck in 2010, phones in 2050
We built phones that can fake reality in 4K, yet still beg for a charger by lunchtime. A short roast of battery tech, AI…
The Great AI Data Scam: Billions For GPUs, Nothing For Art
AI companies pour trillions into data centres while paying creators nothing for the art they scraped. A sharp roast of the great AI training…
One roast at a time
No spam. No motivational soup. Just the latest receipt when it is ready.