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The Housemaid (2025): When love turns into property deeds
A fact-led roast of The Housemaid (2025): obsession sold as romance, sex scenes chasing prestige, and a cinema-only watch made affordable by Unlimited.
Elon Musk: The Everything App for Everything Going Wrong
Elon Musk once sold us the future: X, Tesla, Grok, SpaceX. The pattern now looks like hype, weak guardrails, and public risk dressed up…
Anaconda (2025) Bites Cinema, Then Slithers Home in 46 Days
Anaconda turns a cult snake film into a meta comedy, but uneven tone, crude gags and a fast home release make the cinema feel…
Give and Take Empire: Trump, Greenland, and the Deluge Again
A fact-led roast of Trump’s tariff-for-Greenland gambit and the Maduro capture: give the halo, take the minerals, then blame the flood for the mess…
Gosh Algorithms: Alien Talk, Quantum, and the Reward Bill
A fact-led roast of the AI creativity debate: pattern machines, self-play surprises, quantum hype, and the reward-driven incentives nobody wants to discuss.
Musk’s “Work Optional” Utopia: Optional Work, Mandatory Obedience
Elon Musk says AI will make work optional. The pitch sounds like paradise, until you count who owns the robots, who pays the power…
AI Abundance: The Trillionaire’s Guide to Saving Themselves
Is AI ushering in a golden age of abundance, or just building higher fences for the ultra-rich? We look at the gap between the…
AI Bubble Panic: Prompt Gurus, Doom, and Billionaire Dice
A fact-led roast of AI doom, AI hype, and the ‘prompt wizard’ economy – with hard numbers on jobs, capex, pensions, and who really…
Choir of God (2025): a fake hymn that hits like history in Seoul
Choir of God turns a fake North Korean choir into musical satire, then punches you with memory. A Seoul cinema crowd proves why freedom…
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