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We Fear AI While Worshipping Our Own Bombs
We fear superintelligent machines while sitting on real doomsday devices. A roast of tech panic, political cowardice, and our old habit of wanting smarter…
Dumb tools, rich hype: how AI reviewers still keep us fooled
Why are dumb AI tools sold as genius minds while paid reviewers clap on cue? A roast of banana pro, Gemini hype, and the…
Why Seoul Treats You Better Than London On The Street Really
Seoul gives you countdown crossings, free loos and homely food while London charges you 50p to pee and calls it civilisation. A dry roast…
When cars stole the city and called it progress for profit
We were told cars would make cities modern and green. Instead, they stole the streets, choked the air, and shoved people into the gutter…
AI Pro plans and how ‘humanity’ became a sales slogan now
A roast of AI Pro plans, fake ‘for humanity’ slogans, and how paywalled models turn everyday users into beta testers while the real brains…
The People Upstairs: Korea’s 19-Rated Dinner Without Skin
A Korean 19-rated comedy with no nudity turns one dinner into 107 minutes of marriage, jealousy and sexual talk. A roast of ratings, IMAX…
Smart AI models, dumb tiers, and the paying monkey circus
Reasoning models get worshipped, students spam essays with glitchy chatbots, and tech giants sell monkey-tier brains in shiny tiers while calling it intelligence.
The Informant (2025): Korean movie – Dumb Cops, Smart Heart, Still No Kiss Yet
Affectionate roast of Korean crime comedy The Informant: dumb cops, shy romance, clean flashbacks, and more feeling than many Western sex-heavy films.
Batteries stuck in 2010, phones in 2050
We built phones that can fake reality in 4K, yet still beg for a charger by lunchtime. A short roast of battery tech, AI…
One roast at a time
No spam. No motivational soup. Just the latest receipt when it is ready.