We Fear AI While Worshipping Our Own Bombs


A person cleaning a large nuclear bomb while a small glowing cube labelled AI sits unattended on the floor.

Lede

We panic about future machines while ignoring the real explosives already humming under our feet.

What does not make sense

  • We fear AI slavery while demanding AI servants to make us wealthy.
  • We pretend jobs matter yet refuse simple laws that protect them.
  • We fear an imaginary machine apocalypse while sitting on real nuclear stockpiles.
  • We talk about ethics, but treat divinity like an optional add-on.
  • We worship tech giants even after public scandals because money erases memory.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. Global nuclear stockpile sits at about 12,100 warheads in 2024, according to SIPRI. That is enough to end civilisation several times.
  2. As of 2023, OECD reports that less than 2 per cent of jobs face full automation by current AI. Fear outpaces reality.
  3. AI investment exceeded 67 billion USD in 2024, according to Crunchbase, driven by hype, not evidence of superintelligence.

The sketch

Scene 1: Corporate Prayer
A boardroom. Execs bow before a glowing server rack.
Bubble 1: “Make us rich but do not replace Steve.”
Bubble 2: “Also be safe, but faster and basically magic.”
Scene 2: The Real Bomb
A scientist polishes a nuclear warhead while watching TV pundits panic about chatbots.
Bubble 1: “Machine apocalypse, you say?”
Bubble 2: “Cute.”
Scene 3: Musk Memory Wipe
A crowd stares at a giant cheque.
Bubble 1: “Did he do something awful?”
Bubble 2: “Money says we forgot.”



What to watch, not the show

  • Political cowardice that avoids simple regulation.
  • Capitalist hunger for cheap labour without calling it slavery.
  • Tech hype cycles built on fear as a business model.
  • A culture that trusts bombs but not wisdom.
  • Religion and science refusing to grow up together.

The Hermit take

We fear the wrong gods.
The real danger is a mind with power and no heart, and that mind is still human.

Keep or toss

Toss.
Keep real intelligence.
Toss the fear circus built to sell subscriptions and status.


Sources

  • SIPRI nuclear stockpile data 2024:
    https://sipri.org
  • OECD AI job automation risk report:
    https://oecd.org
  • Crunchbase AI investment summary 2024:
    https://crunchbase.com

Satire and commentary. Opinion pieces for discussion. Sources at the end. Not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.


Satire and commentary. My views. For information only. Not advice.


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