Two Bullies, One Peace Plan To Bleed Ukraine Dry Slowly


Minimalist illustration of a concrete chessboard with a small chipped king in Ukrainian colours near the edge, while two large shadow hands move labelled pieces for Crimea, Donbas, and G8 Seat into separate piles across a barbed wire line.

Lede

When both the invader and the self declared saviour demand that Ukraine shrink itself, you are not watching peace talks, you are watching a mugging with paperwork.



What does not make sense

  • A state that invaded in 2022 is rewarded with land, sanctions relief, and a ticket back into the G8, while the invaded country is told to cut its army.
  • Ukraine is ordered to stay out of NATO forever, but is also told to trust vague security promises from the same people pushing it to surrender territory.
  • After three years of mass displacement, civilian deaths, and destroyed homes, the pressure is on Kyiv to be “realistic”, not on Moscow to undo its crimes.
  • Washington is meant to defend a rules based order, yet drafts a plan that normalises land grabs by force and imposes deadlines on the victim, not the aggressor.
  • The same leaders who claim to stand for democracy praise strongmen, admire their “savvy”, then present a “deal” that reads like Putin’s wish list with better fonts.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. Since 24 February 2022, the UN human rights office has recorded 53,006 civilian casualties in Ukraine, including 14,534 killed and 38,472 injured, and says the real figure is higher. [OHCHR]
  2. By early 2025, UNHCR estimates 10.6 million Ukrainians displaced, almost a quarter of the pre war population, with 3.7 million uprooted inside the country and 6.9 million refugees abroad. More than 2 million homes, around 10 percent of housing, are damaged or destroyed. [UNHCR]
  3. Drafts of the 28 point Trump peace plan would ban Ukraine from joining NATO, cap its armed forces at 600,000 troops, require withdrawal from the Donbas frontline, and force Kyiv to recognise Russian control of Crimea and occupied parts of Luhansk and Donetsk. [Guardian, Irish Times, LIGA]
  4. In return, Russia would be readmitted to the G8, freed from most Western sanctions, and regain the majority of its frozen assets, while some 100 billion dollars in seized funds would be channelled into reconstruction and investment schemes. [Telegraph, Euractiv, Daily Sabah]
  5. A recent UN briefing told the Security Council that civilian casualties in Kyiv during the first ten months of 2025 were nearly 3.8 times higher than in all of 2024, driven by intensified Russian aerial attacks, yet the new plan largely freezes current front lines in place. [UN brief]

The sketch

Scene 1: The schoolyard

  • Panel: A small kid in a torn yellow and blue jacket stands between two giants. One giant holds a bloody baseball bat labelled “Invasion 2022”. The other carries a contract titled “Peace Plan 2025” with a countdown timer.
  • Giant with bat: “Give me your lunch money and half your backpack.”
  • Giant with contract: “Sign here that it was his lunch anyway, then we can all be friends again.”

Scene 2: The VIP club

  • Panel: A velvet rope in front of a door marked “G8”. The bully with the bat is polishing his boots, covered in mud and debris. The doorman in a stars and stripes tie holds a clipboard.
  • Doorman: “If the kid signs away the playground, we can put you back on the guest list.”
  • From off panel, a voice: “What about the broken windows and bodies?”
  • Doorman, shrugging: “We will address those in a future statement.”

Scene 3: The map on the table

  • Panel: A map of Ukraine sliced into labelled jigsaw pieces: “Crimea”, “Donbas”, “Security Zone”, “No NATO”. The small kid reaches for a missing piece while both giants move other pieces with smug smiles.
  • Kid: “What about my home?”
  • Contract giant: “You still have some pieces. That is called compromise.”
  • Bat giant: “And if you complain, we can always rearrange again.”

What to watch, not the show

  • Sky News lays out the real cost if Europe ducks this fight, warning that Ukraine’s security, and therefore Europe’s security, will rest fully on Europe and everyone could pay the price. [Sky News]
  • The normalisation of changing borders by force, then rubber stamping the result through “peace plans” that reward the aggressor and discipline the victim.
  • The shift from defending principles to managing optics, where Western leaders talk about “dignified peace” while drafting deals that break their own rules on sovereignty.
  • The slow erosion of trust in international law when Russia is promised a path back to the G8 and sanctions relief before accountability for war crimes or reparations is secured.
  • The growing admiration for strongmen politics inside democracies, where praise of “tough leaders” turns into policy that treats smaller countries as bargaining chips.
  • The message sent to every future aggressor: hold territory long enough, kill enough people, and eventually someone will offer you a “realistic” deal that protects your gains.

The Hermit take

Peace that tells the victim to carve up their own body is not peace. It is self harm with diplomatic witnesses.

If the so called guardians of a rules based order sell out those rules when it feels convenient, they are not defending freedom. They are franchising bullying with better branding.

Keep or toss

Verdict: Toss

Keep: serious pressure for a real ceasefire tied to withdrawal, justice, and long term security guarantees that do not punish Ukraine for surviving.

Toss: any “peace plan” that bans Ukraine from NATO, freezes a land grab in place, restores Russia to elite clubs, and then calls this humiliation a dignified compromise.


Sources

  • Guardian summary of Trump Ukraine peace plan and its conditions for Ukraine and Russia
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/21/trump-ukraine-peace-plan-zelenskyy-territory-ceded-nato-russia-g8
  • Irish Times breakdown of land concessions, army limits, and NATO ban in plan
    https://www.irishtimes.com/world/europe/2025/11/21/land-giveaways-military-cuts-and-russia-readmitted-to-g8-whats-in-trumps-28-point-ukraine-peace-plan-clone/
  • Euractiv on G8 return, sanctions relief, and structure of Trump plan
    https://www.euractiv.com/news/trumps-28-point-ukraine-plan/
  • Daily Sabah overview of plan details and concerns among European allies
    https://www.dailysabah.com/world/europe/trump-plan-would-see-ukraine-cede-territory-russia-rejoins-g8
  • Telegraph on Russia regaining frozen assets and rejoining G7 under peace proposal
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/11/20/russia-to-be-welcomed-back-to-g7-under-proposed-peace-plan/
  • LIGA.net publication of full 28 point draft text for the peace plan
    https://news.liga.net/en/politics/news/media-disclosed-all-28-points-of-trumps-peace-plan-for-ukraine-and-russia
  • Guardian report on US and Russian officials drafting a plan based on Ukrainian capitulation
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/19/us-and-russian-officials-draft-new-peace-plan-based-on-capitulation-from-ukraine
  • UNHCR briefing on three years of war, displacement figures, and housing damage
    https://ukraine.un.org/en/289506-unhcr-after-three-years-war-ukrainians-need-peace-and-aid
  • UNHCR emergency page giving headline figures for refugees and internally displaced persons
    https://www.unrefugees.org/emergencies/ukraine/
  • OHCHR protection of civilians report for October 2025
    https://ukraine.ohchr.org/en/Protection-of-Civilians-in-Armed-Conflict-October-2025
  • OHCHR casualty totals since February 2022, via summary of civilian casualties
    https://ukraine.ohchr.org/sites/default/files/2025-11/Ukraine%20-%20protection%20of%20civilians%20in%20armed%20conflict%20%28October%20%202025%29_ENG.pdf
  • Wikipedia overview of casualties of the Russo Ukrainian war (compiling OHCHR data)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Russo-Ukrainian_war
  • UN Security Council briefing on spike in civilian casualties in Kyiv in 2025
    https://reliefweb.int/report/ukraine/officer-charge-europe-central-asia-and-americas-briefs-security-council-situation-ukraine-20-november-2025
  • News coverage on how the proposed plan aligns with Russian demands and catches allies off guard
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-ukraine-peace-deal-appears-172729731.html
  • Al Jazeera analysis of the Trump 28 point plan and implications for Ukraine
    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11/21/trumps-28-point-ukraine-plan-in-full-what-it-means-could-it-work
  • Sky News report summarising military cuts and electoral timelines in the proposal
    https://news.sky.com/story/trumps-28-point-ukraine-peace-plan-in-full-including-land-kyiv-must-hand-to-russia-and-when-elections-must-be-held-13473491
  • Telegraph analysis of deadline pressure on Kyiv to accept the deal
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/11/21/russia-ukraine-peace-plan-analysis/
  • Moscow Times commentary on how the plan punishes Ukraine while favouring Russia
    https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/11/21/trumps-peace-plan-favors-russia-putin-still-wont-accept-it-a91209
  • Sky News – Trump peace plan: We could all pay if Europe does not step up and guarantee Ukraines security:
    https://news.sky.com/story/trump-peace-plan-we-could-all-pay-if-europe-doesnt-step-up-and-guarantee-ukraines-security-13473738

Satire and commentary. Opinion pieces for discussion. Sources at the end. Not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.


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