OpenAI GPT-5.2: a shiny patch on last month’s hype machine


A cracked computer screen with a shiny sticker reading "5.2" covering the damage. A small birdcage and a burning manual sit on the desk in a minimalist scene.

Lede

OpenAI did not lose because the brains ran out – it lost because it keeps selling a user experience that feels like unpaid labour dressed as magic.


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What does not make sense

  • Calling a point-release a “new era” while the user still has to babysit basic intent and context.
  • Selling “professional work” while quietly implying, “pick the right mode, pick the right tool, phrase it just so”.
  • Treating singing demos as proof of intelligence, when they are mostly proof of marketing.
  • Optimising for cost and then acting shocked when the product feels cheaper.
  • Expecting mass adoption while making normal users do prompt gymnastics to get normal outputs.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. OpenAI announced GPT-5 on 7 August 2025 and made it the default in ChatGPT, explicitly positioning it as a unified system that routes between faster answers and deeper “thinking”. [OpenAI]
  2. OpenAI announced GPT-5.2 on 11 December 2025, with three variants (Instant, Thinking, Pro) and framed it as best for “professional knowledge work” and “long-running agents”. [OpenAI]
  3. OpenAI listed GPT-5.2 API pricing at $1.75 per 1M input tokens and $14 per 1M output tokens, while GPT-5.2 Pro is $21 input and $168 output per 1M tokens. [OpenAI]
  4. Reuters reported GPT-5.2 launched on 11 December 2025 after an internal “code red” push, framed as a response to Google Gemini 3, and that rollout begins with paid ChatGPT plans. [Reuters]
  5. On the “wow, it sings” front, one widely shared example was a September 2024 demo where a user coaxed OpenAI’s voice bot into singing along to a Beatles track. That is a party trick, not a product strategy. [Ars Technica]

The sketch

Scene 1: The Version Bump Blessing
A stage. A giant “5.2” balloon. Confetti.
CEO: “Behold – productivity!”
User (holding a laptop, exhausted): “Cool. Can it understand what I meant?”
Scene 2: Prompt Engineering Apprenticeship
An office labelled “Normal Task”. A bouncer at the door labelled “Perfect Prompt”.
Bouncer: “Dress code: JSON, constraints, tone, context, examples.”
User: “I just wanted a spreadsheet, mate.”
Scene 3: The Singing Canary
A canary in a cage singing. The room is on fire labelled “UX”.
Reviewer: “Listen to the vocals!”
User: “Yes, lovely. Now, about the flames?”



What to watch, not the show

  • Incentives that reward demos over durability.
  • Pricing pressure that nudges teams toward smaller, safer, blander defaults.
  • Leaderboard culture that measures what is easy to score, not what is nice to live with.
  • “Mode sprawl” that turns one product into three personalities and a guessing game.
  • The quiet shift from “assistant” to “toolbox”, where the user becomes the project manager.

The Hermit take

If the product needs a priesthood of prompt engineers, it is not intelligent – it is fussy.
Real help feels like relief, not a new hobby.

Keep or toss

Keep / Toss
Keep the push toward better long-context work and reliable outputs.
Toss the theatre – if “wow” needs confetti and a singing demo, you have already lost the plot.


Sources

  • OpenAI – Introducing GPT-5 – https://openai.com/index/introducing-gpt-5/
  • OpenAI – Introducing GPT-5.2 – https://openai.com/index/introducing-gpt-5-2/
  • Reuters – OpenAI launches GPT-5.2 after ‘code red’ push – https://www.reuters.com/technology/openai-launches-gpt-52-ai-model-with-improved-capabilities-2025-12-11/
  • Ars Technica – Man tricks OpenAI’s voice bot into a Beatles duet – https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/09/man-tricks-openais-voice-bot-into-duet-of-the-beatles-eleanor-rigby/

Satire and commentary. Opinion pieces for discussion. Sources at the end. Not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.

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