Lede
I asked for a border for an image. I got a circus.
What does not make sense
- “Smarter than you,” but can’t keep a straight line.
- Agents everywhere; ownership nowhere.
- Model cards are pristine; margins are missing.
- Buttons for “Generate” and “Scale,” but not “Do it properly.”
- Price like a jet. Output like a rail-replacement bus.
Sense check
- If the basics break, the pitch is noise.
- A tool that can’t respect “change nothing else” isn’t intelligent. It’s impatient.
- Quality isn’t more features. It’s fewer errors.
- Ship the line, then the lecture.
The sketch
- Scene one: “Add left border only.” The machine redraws the poster.
- Scene two: Pop-up: “AGI is here.” Border still isn’t.
- Scene three: Invoice prints. The line does not.

What to watch, not the show
- Promise inflation: every fix is “the future.”
- Blame drift: “your prompt,” “your phone,” “your network.”
- Basics ignored: undo, lock, gutter, stroke width, consistency.
- Hype taking the money while users do the clean-up.
The Hermit take
Intelligence starts with a straight line and ends with doing what you were asked. Count what matters, and draw it.
Keep or toss
Toss the hype. Keep the tools that obey.