Borders undone, boasts intact

A ruler drawing a neat page border as a loud “AGI!” bubble smears the line, symbolising hype wrecking basics.

Lede
I asked for a border for an image. I got a circus.

What does not make sense

  • “Smarter than you,” but can’t keep a straight line.
  • Agents everywhere; ownership nowhere.
  • Model cards are pristine; margins are missing.
  • Buttons for “Generate” and “Scale,” but not “Do it properly.”
  • Price like a jet. Output like a rail-replacement bus.

Sense check

  • If the basics break, the pitch is noise.
  • A tool that can’t respect “change nothing else” isn’t intelligent. It’s impatient.
  • Quality isn’t more features. It’s fewer errors.
  • Ship the line, then the lecture.

The sketch

  • Scene one: “Add left border only.” The machine redraws the poster.
  • Scene two: Pop-up: “AGI is here.” Border still isn’t.
  • Scene three: Invoice prints. The line does not.

What to watch, not the show

  • Promise inflation: every fix is “the future.”
  • Blame drift: “your prompt,” “your phone,” “your network.”
  • Basics ignored: undo, lock, gutter, stroke width, consistency.
  • Hype taking the money while users do the clean-up.

The Hermit take

Intelligence starts with a straight line and ends with doing what you were asked. Count what matters, and draw it.

Keep or toss

Toss the hype. Keep the tools that obey.

Satire and commentary. My views. For information only. Not advice.