AI Bubble Panic: Prompt Gurus, Doom, and Billionaire Dice


A roulette table with an "AI BUBBLE" bingo card and small suited figures placing chips. A referee-like robot stands next to a loose power cable.

Lede

Everyone is arguing about whether AI is a bubble while quietly buying tickets to the same casino.

What does not make sense

  • The bubble doomers: calling it “nothing” while watching major firms pour historic sums into infrastructure, as if capitalism does charity for laughs.
  • The hype brigade: promising “transformation” while treating worker retraining like a decorative plant in the lobby.
  • The “prompt engineering is a lie” crowd: pretending communication skill is not a skill, then charging money to teach it anyway.
  • The “LLMs are just autocomplete” crowd: ignoring that autocomplete at scale becomes a management layer, not a keyboard feature.
  • The “AI replaces Google” crowd: acting like hallucinations are a minor glitch, when trust is the whole product.
  • The “classic search is all rubbish” crowd: forgetting that chat tools are built on the same web soup, just strained through a smoother voice.
  • The “impartial AI referee” fantasy: demanding a neutral umpire while refusing to agree who owns the stadium.
  • The democracy line: insisting elections are about “the best person” in a system where attention is bought, rented, and targeted.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. The IMF estimates that almost 40 per cent of global employment is exposed to AI, and about 60 per cent in advanced economies. [IMF]
  2. Reuters reported that Microsoft, Amazon, Meta and Alphabet were expected to spend roughly US$350bn combined in 2025, driven by AI buildout pressures. [Reuters]
  3. A UK government call for evidence restates the legislated timetable: State Pension age rising from 66 to 67 between 2026 and 2028, and from 67 to 68 between 2044 and 2046. [UK Gov]
  4. Forbes reported a record 3,028 billionaires worth US$16.1 trillion on its 2025 list snapshot. [Forbes]
  5. The Church Commissioners for England said their endowment fund was valued at about GBP 11.1bn at the end of 2024, after a 10.3 per cent return in 2024. [Church of England]
  6. OpenSecrets projected the 2024 US federal election cycle would cost at least US$15.9bn, exceeding the 2020 nominal record of US$15.1bn. [OpenSecrets via The Fulcrum]

The sketch

Scene 1: The Prompt Cathedral
Panel: A robed “Prompt Guru” sells scrolls labelled “ADVANCED PROMPTS” to office workers holding empty mugs.
Guru: “For only GBP 199, you too can ask a question… but with confidence.”
Worker: “So the secret is… speaking clearly?”
Guru: “Blasphemy. Add three adjectives and a KPI.”
Scene 2: Bubble Bingo
Panel: A boardroom. Executives watch a screen: “CAPEX: US$350bn”. One holds a cushion marked “SHARE PRICE”.
Exec 1: “We are investing in the future.”
Exec 2: “We are investing in not being left behind.”
Exec 3: “Same thing. Different PowerPoint.”
Scene 3: The Impartial Referee
Panel: A shining AI robot wearing a referee whistle. A billionaire holds the power cable like a leash.
Citizen: “Is it impartial?”
Robot: “I am optimised for fairness.”
Billionaire: “And I am optimised for outages.”



What to watch, not the show

  • Compute and data-centres as chokepoints: whoever owns them sets the terms.
  • Capex arms races: “prudence” becomes “panic spending” with better branding.
  • Labour market exposure without labour market power: retraining is promised, bargaining is optional.
  • Regulation captured by complexity: if the rules need a PhD, the lobbyists win by default.
  • Trust collapse: one high-profile hallucination can do more damage than a thousand correct answers.
  • Politics as an ad market: democracy competing with targeted persuasion is a rigged sport.

The Hermit take

AI is not disappearing; it is sinking into everything like damp.
The real fight is not “AI good or bad”, it is “power audited or power hidden”.

Keep or toss

Keep / Toss
Keep the tools and the ambition.
Toss the fantasy that a machine can be a neutral king when its crown is plugged into someone else’s wall socket.


Sources

  • IMF blog on AI and jobs: https://www.imf.org/en/blogs/articles/2024/01/14/ai-will-transform-the-global-economy-lets-make-sure-it-benefits-humanity
  • IMF Staff Discussion Note (Gen-AI and work): https://www.imf.org/-/media/files/publications/sdn/2024/english/sdnea2024001.pdf
  • Reuters on AI buildout and spending: https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/great-ai-buildout-shows-no-sign-slowing-2025-10-31/
  • UK government State Pension age review call for evidence: https://www.gov.uk/government/calls-for-evidence/third-state-pension-age-review-independent-report-call-for-evidence/third-state-pension-age-review-independent-report-call-for-evidence
  • Forbes billionaires list 2025 explainer: https://www.forbes.com/sites/chasewithorn/2025/04/01/forbes-39th-annual-worlds-billionaires-list-more-than-3000-worth-16-trillion/
  • Church of England (Church Commissioners 2024 return and fund value): https://www.churchofengland.org/media/finance-news/church-commissioners-england-endowment-fund-delivers-103-return-2024
  • The Fulcrum summary citing OpenSecrets projection: https://thefulcrum.us/money-politics/2024-election-spending

Satire and commentary. Opinion pieces for discussion. Sources at the end. Not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.


Satire and commentary. My views. For information only. Not advice.


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