Proving womanhood in court. Peak dystopia.

A courtroom evidence screen showing a blurred family album, while a giant “FOLLOW” counter ticks up on a phone in the foreground.

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When a First Lady must prove biology for a podcast feud, the rot is not online. It is us.

What does not make sense

  • Turning a woman’s body into court evidence to satisfy conspiracy clicks.
  • “Free speech” used as cover for paid humiliation.
  • Years of family photos ignored because a rumour pays better.
  • Media attention for a claim already debunked. Repeated. Again.
  • Great powers busy with culture war while real policy waits.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. The Macrons filed a U.S. defamation suit in July 2025 against Candace Owens. Brigitte Macron will submit photographs and scientific evidence to rebut the false claim she was “born male.” (The Guardian)
  2. Earlier French libel convictions against two rumour peddlers were overturned on appeal in July 2025. Fact checks noted the court did not rule on gender, only on defamation. (Le Monde.fr)
  3. Reuters and others have shown viral “proof” images were altered or misattributed. (Reuters)
  4. This is a pattern. Gender-bait conspiracies targeting women in public life are spreading for profit and politics. (19th News)

The sketch

  • Scene one: Courtroom projector shows family photos. The caption reads, “Exhibit A: common sense.”
  • Scene two: A podcaster counts ad reads while saying “just asking questions.”
  • Scene three: An empty policy desk. On it: schools, hospitals, climate files, gathering dust.

What to watch, not the show

  • Platform incentives that reward dehumanising rumours. (19th News)
  • Courts dragged into identity theatre while urgent policy is ignored. (The Guardian)
  • Recycled fakes dressed as “investigation.” (Reuters)

The Hermit take

If proof of womanhood needs a docket number, the culture is not advanced. It is bored and cruel.

Keep or toss

Toss the circus. Keep the humans.


Sources

  • The Guardian — Macrons to submit scientific evidence in U.S. case against Candace Owens.
    Source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/18/macrons-submit-scientific-evidence-us-court-prove-brigitte-not-man
  • People — Brigitte Macron will present photographic and scientific evidence in court.
    Source: https://people.com/brigitte-macron-photographic-scientific-evidence-prove-shes-woman-11812716
  • The Times — Photographs and expert testimony planned in U.S. libel suit.
    Source: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/brigitte-macron-to-submit-photographs-to-court-proving-she-is-a-woman-z6lmnl5ps
  • Le Monde — Paris appeals court overturned earlier defamation convictions.
    Source: https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2025/07/10/french-court-clears-defendants-in-french-first-lady-brigitte-macron-s-gender-rumours-trial_6743245_7.html
  • Reuters Fact Check — Court did not rule on gender; online claims are false.
    Source: https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/french-court-ruled-defamation-case-appeals-not-brigitte-macrons-gender-2025-07-31/
  • Reuters Fact Check — Altered “young man” image debunked.
    Source: https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/altered-image-depicts-brigitte-macron-young-man-2024-08-09/
  • The 19th — How gender-bait conspiracies target women in public life.
    Source: https://19thnews.org/2025/07/candace-owens-brigitte-macron-lawsuit-conspiracy/
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