Avatar 4 and 5 as Hostage: Pay Up, Fans, or Spoiled Early


A ticket stub on a corkboard beside two sealed envelopes labelled Avatar 4 and Avatar 5, secured with a padlock shaped like a dollar sign.

Lede

A director threatening to spoil his own sequels is not artistry – it is a box office ransom note.



Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) | Official Trailer


Cast and credits

Director: James Cameron
Writers: James Cameron, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver (story also credited to Josh Friedman and Shane Salerno)
Main cast: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Oona Chaplin, Kate Winslet
Composer: Simon Franglen
Production company/studio: Lightstorm Entertainment / 20th Century Studios
Runtime: 197 minutes
Release year and platform: 2025, theatrical



What does not make sense

  • “I will reveal the whole plan” is a funny threat from a man who claims the saga is bigger than any single film.
  • Premium pricing is treated like a sacred law, and then audiences are blamed for not worshipping hard enough.
  • The franchise sells wonder, but negotiates like a telecom provider cancelling your contract mid-call.
  • If the story is truly the point, “cheaper but good” should beat “expensive or nothing”.
  • The industry moans about streaming eating cinema, then doubles down on add-ons that make cinema feel like admin.

Sense check / The numbers

  1. Cameron told Entertainment Weekly he would “hold a press conference” and explain what Avatar 4 and 5 were going to do if they do not get made (published December 26, 2025). [Entertainment Weekly]
  2. Avatar: Fire and Ash reached about $760 million worldwide by December 28, 2025, with a 28 per cent drop in its second weekend, according to Entertainment Weekly. [Entertainment Weekly]
  3. The domestic box office in 2025 was about 22 per cent below 2019 levels, per Comscore figures reported by Entertainment Weekly (published December 28, 2025). [Entertainment Weekly]
  4. Avatar (2009) has grossed $2,923,710,708 worldwide and Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) has grossed $2,343,477,301 worldwide, per Box Office Mojo. [Box Office Mojo]
  5. Premium formats are being pushed harder: The Numbers reported a $580 million difference between Q2 top-10 films in 2024 vs 2025, a 36 per cent increase, and noted 3D appeared in 5 of the top 10 in 2025 vs 2 in 2024 (published September 11, 2025). [The Numbers]

The sketch

Scene 1: The Hostage Note
Panel: A glowing blue “Pandora” lunchbox on a studio desk, chained to a calculator.
Dialogue 1: “If the numbers cry, I spoil the ending.”
Dialogue 2: “Sir, that is not a creative process. That is extortion with extras.”
Scene 2: The Glasses Tax
Panel: A teen at the cinema counter being handed chunky 3D specs like a parking ticket.
Dialogue 1: “I just want the story.”
Dialogue 2: “That will be the story, plus glasses, plus a surcharge, plus regret.”
Scene 3: The Future Screening
Panel: A VR headset labelled “2035” sits next to a dusty pile of 3D glasses labelled “2015-2025”.
Dialogue 1: “We finally made it immersive.”
Dialogue 2: “Great. Now, do not threaten to leak your own plot like a bored influencer.”



What to watch, not the show

  • Franchises as financial instruments, not stories.
  • Premium formats as a price-inflation alibi with a cinematic veneer.
  • Release-date bravado masking real risk management.
  • Streaming training audiences to wait, while studios punish waiting with spoilers.
  • The slow drift from “cinema as event” to “cinema as upsell”.

The Hermit take

If your masterpiece needs a hostage note, it is not a masterpiece – it is a product launch.
Make the work because it matters, not because the till makes you feel loved.

Keep or toss

Keep / Toss
Keep the ambition to build worlds that feel lived in.
Toss the sulk-and-spoil leverage, and build formats that respect both story and audience.


Sources

  • Entertainment Weekly – Cameron press conference quote and sequel risk (Dec 26, 2025): https://ew.com/avatar-4-james-cameron-press-conference-if-sequels-dont-happen-11876189
  • Entertainment Weekly – Fire and Ash box office and 28 per cent second-weekend drop (Dec 28, 2025): https://ew.com/avatar-fire-and-ash-tops-box-office-second-weekend-in-a-row-11876749
  • Box Office Mojo – Top lifetime grosses (Avatar and The Way of Water totals): https://www.boxofficemojo.com/chart/ww_top_lifetime_gross/
  • The Numbers – Premium formats and 36 per cent Q2 increase; 3D counts (Sept 11, 2025): https://www.the-numbers.com/news/259880830-Premium-formats-are-driving-average-movie-ticket-price-increases-in-2025
  • Wikipedia – Avatar: Fire and Ash credits, runtime, budget range, release date: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avatar%3A_Fire_and_Ash

Satire and commentary. Opinion pieces for discussion. Sources at the end. Not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.

Satire and commentary. My views. For information only. Not advice.


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