The Modern Hermit: Be a Sinner, but Make It Holy

Lede:
When divine love becomes the Wi-Fi signal of the soul, you start to wonder if enlightenment just needs better tech support.

“Be in the world without being in the world” — sounds deep until you realise it’s the spiritual version of “I’m not like other souls.”


What does not make sense

  • “No rules except what your heart feels” — right, because civilisation runs great on feelings alone.
  • “Religions will be a thing of the past” — sure, after humans stop tweeting politics.
  • “Be a sinner, but full of divine love” — a poetic loophole for every bad decision ever.
  • The modern hermit will always be alone in the outside world but not inside” — that’s just introversion with branding.
  • “All souls will be connected through divine love” — sounds like the afterlife’s first group call.

The numbers (sense check)

  1. 7.9 billion humans — and every single one thinks their “heart truth” is the correct one. Statistically, that’s a lot of conflicting divine love. (Source: UN Population Data 2025)
  2. 84% of the world still identifies with a religion. Enlightenment hasn’t replaced Sunday service yet. (Source: Pew Research Center)
  3. 0 scientific confirmations of “soul Wi-Fi.” The signal remains metaphorical. (Source: Nature Human Behaviour Journal)
  4. 1 constant pattern — people preach freedom, then write a rulebook for it. (Source: Common Sense Department, est. forever)

The sketch

Scene 1: A hermit meditates in a noisy café. A barista yells: “Oat or almond?” Hermit replies, eyes closed: “Be in the world, not of it.”

Scene 2: He tries logging into “SoulNet.” Connection error: Heart not found. Try again later.

Scene 3: A divine light shines. Voice from above: “You are love.” Hermit smiles. Voice adds: “Also, you missed your rent payment.”


What to watch, not the show

  • The confusion between feeling spiritual and being responsible.
  • The seductive myth that love fixes what discipline avoids.
  • The recycling of sacred ideas into shareable quotes.
  • The quiet arrogance of claiming “divine” while ignoring “human.”
  • The illusion that love alone replaces structure, when love itself needs one.

The Hermit take

You can be in the world without drowning in it — but don’t pretend detachment is enlightenment. Divine love might save souls, but it still needs signal bars.
Be a sinner if you must. Just sin with self-awareness, not hashtags and don’t sanctify the Wi-Fi password.

Keep or toss: Keep (for reflection and ridicule both).


Sources

UN – World Population Prospects 2025: https://population.un.org/wpp/

Pew Research Center – The Global Religious Landscape: https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/

Nature Human Behaviour – Consciousness and Collective Cognition Studies: https://www.nature.com/nathumbehav/

Common Sense Department – Everyday Observations Archive (fictional, satire)

Book Source: Just Love Her by Raz Mihal




Just Love Her


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